(From Colbert last night.)

  • @boraca
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    1111 months ago

    Also don’t do opioids, they can stop the movement of anything in the intestines. No amount of fibre would help Elvis.

    • Mister Neon
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      611 months ago

      As a son of a junkie I will agree to that.

      Eat more fiber, drink more water, and avoid opioids.

    • @stoly
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      311 months ago

      Yep. Stuff just stops flowing.

      It’s why they will give people a laxative to take along with their (short term) opioid prescription.