(From Colbert last night.)

    • @boraca
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      1111 months ago

      Also don’t do opioids, they can stop the movement of anything in the intestines. No amount of fibre would help Elvis.

      • Mister Neon
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        611 months ago

        As a son of a junkie I will agree to that.

        Eat more fiber, drink more water, and avoid opioids.

      • @stoly
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        311 months ago

        Yep. Stuff just stops flowing.

        It’s why they will give people a laxative to take along with their (short term) opioid prescription.

      • @Noodle07
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        211 months ago

        They’re called vegetarians

        • @stoly
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          111 months ago

          You might be surprised at two things that I speak of from personal experience:

          1. You might be surprised at how little fiber something like potato chips have.
          2. You might be surprised at how easy it is to become overweight while still eating a strict vegetarian diet.
    • @gac11
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      411 months ago

      And drink water. Fiber alone and you’ll get a blockage

      • Mister Neon
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        211 months ago

        Absolutely, ice water is the only true gamer beverage.