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    375 months ago

    I would rather check under the bed in case there are knives.

      • @[email protected]
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        145 months ago

        If you go to someone’s house and they don’t have an elaborate and named knife collection that they’re oddly cagey about, don’t fuck them

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          85 months ago

          Why would I be cagey about my odd, elaborate and named knife collection? I’ve had most of those knives longer than I’ve known my wife. They’re great. Not very much blood at all.

      • @RealFknNito
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        85 months ago

        Gold karambit means she’s wife material