• tygerprints
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    188 months ago

    That’d be me. I’m usually the first one up in any situation. So sometimes I just go ahead and make the coffee and start the breakfast. I mean no one’s going to get upset waking up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes.

    • @teejay
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      8 months ago

      You’re a very grown up and productive child, unless you’re still rocking sleepovers in your 20s and 30s. Either way, do you man, and pour me a cup.

      • Pup Biru
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        28 months ago

        i think sleepovers in your 20s and 30s involve a lot more sex

        … i mean, at least in gay world they do

      • tygerprints
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        18 months ago

        That’s a very apt description of me. I’m a grown up child of a man, and that’s how I’ve always been. I have the 10 year old mentality but I’m actually five decades beyond that and I still act and even look like a younger man. Maybe it’s the bacon and eggs.

    • @[email protected]
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      8 months ago

      What if your friend has housemates? You just used other people’s food, and now 3 out of 4 people who live there hate you

        • @ikidd
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          58 months ago

          Its a known fact vegans develop chlorophyll cells in the skin when they change diet. They also grow roots and completely stop moving except to get on the internet to tell people they’re vegan.