• @lennybird
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    2611 months ago

    I hope you all join me in a coast-to-coast block party. I sure as shit will be planting a union-made flag (something I never do) in my front yard, playing some music and celebrating out front.

    • @[email protected]
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      1711 months ago

      Which coasts? Because half the world will join in the celebration. And I’ll join in from Europe.

      • Billiam
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        711 months ago

        Both of them. It’s middle America that would be wailing and gnashing their teeth, but fortunately there’s more cornfields and wheat there than people.

        • @lennybird
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          611 months ago

          At this point I expect them to reinterpret the Electoral College as saying each corn kernel gets a vote.

          • littleblue✨
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            211 months ago

            Wait. There are cupcake cocktails in this timeline?