• @[email protected]
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    1711 months ago

    Which coasts? Because half the world will join in the celebration. And I’ll join in from Europe.

    • Billiam
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      711 months ago

      Both of them. It’s middle America that would be wailing and gnashing their teeth, but fortunately there’s more cornfields and wheat there than people.

      • @lennybird
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        611 months ago

        At this point I expect them to reinterpret the Electoral College as saying each corn kernel gets a vote.

        • littleblue✨
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          211 months ago

          Wait. There are cupcake cocktails in this timeline?