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  • Lopen's Left Arm
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    10 months ago

    I want a Star Trek sitcom that’s basically just a remake of Cheers:

    Damar walks in.

    Everyone: “Damar!”

    Quark, behind the bar: “How’re you shooting, Damar?”

    Damar: “Oh, I’m firing photon torpedos and everyone’s got metaphasic shields there, Quarky.”

    Live studio audience: Laughter and applause

    • Match!!
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      1210 months ago

      Just bring back DS9 for another 10 seasons

      • @[email protected]
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        710 months ago

        Yes, but no fucking lounge singing holodeck episodes. I’m watching a space opera, what is this big brass melodrama doing in my space opera?

        • @ummthatguyOP
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          1110 months ago

          As with M.A.S.H., the episodes cut between heavy drama for a bit, then something light and silly. Every “Siege of AR-558” must have one “It’s Only a Paper Moon.”

          • Lopen's Left Arm
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            810 months ago

            Every “Siege of AR-558” must have one “It’s Only a Paper Moon.”

            Ah, the 167th Rule of Acquisition.

            • @ummthatguyOP
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              610 months ago

              Just before 168: Whisper your way to success.