• @HappycamperNZ
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      10 months ago

      Na, Trump would say something stupid like…

      You know what, I’ve been up for nearly 20 hours and cant get that stupid. Anyone wanna help a brotha out?

      • @Maggoty
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        10 months ago

        Hold on, let me get the puke bag ready.

        You can’t let those those De- Palestinian guys run around. It’s really unfair to Israel. And and to us! You know what they’re saying; Donnie we want you to do more, send more. But the Democrats are… You know they’re impeaching me again? I should have the Justice Department knock on their door. It’s not fair, they’re not playing fair. I should get a third term for this. That’s the only really fair thing. People come up to me all the time and and they and they ask me, Mr. President (Trump just smiles for a full second) what are we going to do without you? Those nasty guys over at MSNBC are the real insurrectionists. Anyways I emergency deployed… Did you know I have that power? I do I do. I sent the 82nd Airborne to help my friend Bibi and I told them, “I like war heroes not prisoners”.

        Sorry that’s as far as I could get before I had to fill the bucket.

        • @HappycamperNZ
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          710 months ago

          I saw that full second smile in my head and now I don’t like you. You placed it perfectly.

          • @Maggoty
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            310 months ago

            That’s the result of way too many hours where I had to look up a speech to see if he actually said something.

      • FuglyDuck
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        210 months ago

        Trump would say somehting like…

        neeeferrrmmmmmrmmmsmfjsdjklsdalsakjkaaaaaaaaasdfalkaksjasjsjasjasiaaaaaaaaaapffflblflblllfffbfbfbfbbfbbfkkskksspfhhpfhffpfppgpgpp

        at least, that’s all I really here between the greasy-fart noises whenever he speaks.

    • @Nudding
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      010 months ago

      Start rioting. If those are your only options.

      • @[email protected]
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        110 months ago

        Or you know, we could all get involved with the primary and off season election process and work to elect people that are inherently better than the options we got. 🤷‍♂️

        • @Nudding
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          010 months ago

          Right, business as usual neoliberalism will save the country founded on the back of a genocide and a 300 year slave trade. Good call dude.

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              10 months ago

              Not my country lol. Just a neighbors advice. Keep up the moral superiority, I’m sure it won’t get any worse than genocide and razor wire at the border.