• Herbal Gamer
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      2711 months ago

      You build a thousand bridges, and nobody calls you Bridgebuilder.

      But you fuck ONE goat…

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        211 months ago

        My brother is a pretty decent backyard griller. He got himself a new weber and wanted to break it in with some lamb souvlaki. Well, he really fucked it up somehow. Thermometer in the wrong place, vents not behaving, I don’t know but he figured it out for the next cookout. He did not appreciate me nicknaming the grill Lambfucker.

    • @crystalmerchant
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      1311 months ago

      If a man builds a thousand bridges, and fucks just one goat, they don’t call him a bridge-builder

      • Bakkoda
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        511 months ago

        Do they ever call me bakkoda the wall builder? Fuck no they don’t. But ya fuck one goat…