• @800XL
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    1911 months ago

    That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      1311 months ago

      Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

      Excuse me, I’ll be right back.

      • @seth
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        411 months ago

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        • Flying SquidOPM
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          411 months ago

          I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.

          That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.

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          • @800XL
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            211 months ago

            But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.

            • Flying SquidOPM
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              111 months ago

              Especially since they got the skin off my ass.

              • @800XL
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                211 months ago

                Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.

    • @TexasDrunk
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      511 months ago

      It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.

        • @TexasDrunk
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          111 months ago

          That’s why I swapped to special blend before I quit. I get it.

    • @Godric
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      211 months ago

      Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out

      • @800XL
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        211 months ago

        Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.

    • @yumpsuit
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      111 months ago

      And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.

      • @800XL
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        211 months ago

        Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.