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minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink13•1 year agoSeriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls. Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink4•1 year agoI tried putting hot cocoa on my balls. That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
minus-square@800XLlink2•1 year agoBut those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
minus-square@800XLlink2•1 year agoLucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.
Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
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I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.
That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
Especially since they got the skin off my ass.
Lucky you. My ass skin is like wet tanned leather that sat in sand.
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