• @irreticent
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        311 months ago

        And leave my pink sock flapping around in the wind? No thanks!

    • @[email protected]
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      Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you’re good to go

      • @Zehzin
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        4111 months ago

        Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester

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          I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.

          • Lux
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            1311 months ago

            I think the intent is to leave the ice cube tray at room temp

              • @[email protected]
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                I mean, you do you. If you’re into that sort of thing a cold water enema would probably do the same thing better though

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                  211 months ago

                  Well now I’m just not sure that’s true, and it certainly depends on what you’re going for. It stands to reason that cold water in an enema has a lot more surface area and will thus dissipate heat much more quickly than a very cold cube of coconut oil, especially if it’s cold in the center.

                  Plus an enema won’t provide lubrication, if that’s what is desired.

        • @[email protected]
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          It freezes at room temp so you can wait for it to freeze out on the counter, or if you’re in a hurry use the fridge for extra speed but not freezing temps. Don’t need to keep it in the fridge tho

      • @VelvetStorm
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        1311 months ago

        Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.

        • @[email protected]
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          911 months ago

          So you made coconut-oil ice cubes for sexlube and then never used them? Did I stumble into /r/deadbedrooms?

            • @VelvetStorm
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              311 months ago

              That is close to the correct answer. I used my tongue, then my hands with the oil.

            • @[email protected]
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              111 months ago

              Nah, you put it in your butt lol

              No need for lube shooters, easy way to get a bunch of lube in there easy. Overkill for regular anal but if you’re using large/deep toys it’s very nice

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                211 months ago

                I meant the person who said they did everything except put it in their butt.

                Though now the thought just occurred to me that you can do this with those novelty ice cube trays as well. Bullet shaped ones for easy insertion, skull shaped ones for Halloween, whatever floats your boat.

      • @CurlyMoustache
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        1211 months ago

        I’ve had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here

      • @Clubbing4198
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        711 months ago

        Ok but w/e you do do NOT use ANY oil with silicone toys. Your (plastic) dick will literally melt.

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          Coconut oil is fine with platinum cure silicone toys. Silicone based lubes will fuck em up though

      • @[email protected]
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        711 months ago

        Mhmmm, accidental coconut oil coca-cola for the whole family. Don’t ask what is up with the ice cube tray.