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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish15•edit-211 months agoExcuse me sir but you’re above the weight limit … you may either pay an adjusted fee … or we amputate two limbs American rubbing his chin: …mmmmmm … I don’t know … hmmmm?
minus-squaregoferking (he/him)linkfedilink11•11 months agoHow much extra do they charge for the amputations?
minus-square@Cortlink5•11 months agoI mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.
minus-squaregoferking (he/him)linkfedilink4•11 months agoOr I was thinking about if it was in America
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•11 months agoWhat, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That’d be seven digits normally!
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish3•11 months agosix digits if you have shitty health insurance … five digits if we get a really good vet … four digits if we do it right here
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•11 months agoFree and instant weight loss, can’t complain.
Excuse me sir but you’re above the weight limit … you may either pay an adjusted fee … or we amputate two limbs
American rubbing his chin: …mmmmmm … I don’t know … hmmmm?
How much extra do they charge for the amputations?
I mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.
Only costs you an arm and a leg.
Or I was thinking about if it was in America
What, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That’d be seven digits normally!
six digits if you have shitty health insurance … five digits if we get a really good vet … four digits if we do it right here
Free and instant weight loss, can’t complain.