“See I lost $65 million on these stocks in 2019, and $35 million on this poor investment in a buddies business in 2020, so because of that, the $75 million I made this year doesn’t count”
I made a $50 million donation to charity! I deserve a tax credit for that. It was an art piece I got appraised for $50 million…and the charity is owned and operated by me…and I use the charity to spend on political campaigns.
“See I lost $65 million on these stocks in 2019, and $35 million on this poor investment in a buddies business in 2020, so because of that, the $75 million I made this year doesn’t count”
I made a $50 million donation to charity! I deserve a tax credit for that. It was an art piece I got appraised for $50 million…and the charity is owned and operated by me…and I use the charity to spend on political campaigns.
The art piece was also a portrait of me that I had the charity commission, and it’s hanging in my hallway
They’re in the business of being buddies
“New hot new social media app, Buddies!”
Thank you for catching that for me!