• @Jerkface
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    58 months ago

    In my head the dirt is that he has sex with men, and he’s just like “nobody must ever know.”

    • @MegaUltraChicken
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      8 months ago

      It’s gotta be worse than that. He can’t possibly be that oblivious can he?

      • @Jerkface
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        8 months ago

        Almost certainly not, but it would be hilarious if he was.