EinatYahav to politics • 1 year agoLawmaker introduces anti-cannibalism bill after seeing prank showlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down14
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minus-squarepeopleproblemslink13•1 year agoShe was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead? So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoWhat, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.
minus-squarepeopleproblemslink2•1 year agoIt’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!
She was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead?
So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
Only if you embalm them with Worcestershire sauce.
Give your meat a good ol rub!
pink…eye…
What, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.
It’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!
They oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.