• peopleproblems
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    1310 months ago

    She was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead?

    So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?

    • billwashere
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      410 months ago

      Only if you embalm them with Worcestershire sauce.

    • @[email protected]
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      fedilink
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      310 months ago

      What, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.

      • peopleproblems
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        210 months ago

        It’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!

    • @Soggy
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      310 months ago

      They oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.