• 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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          1010 months ago

          Windows is a software product. It is meant to be installed on a computer, not ingested into the body.

          • kase
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            410 months ago

            It’s software, as in “wear.” It obviously is meant to be applied to the skin, like sunscreen.

            Hardware, on the other hand, is for eating. Why else would it have such an appetizing texture?

            • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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              10 months ago

              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

              APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

              HEAD ON

              • kase
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                810 months ago

                I adore you.

        • @ikidd
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          110 months ago

          What if I wanted to anyway?

        • @LemmyKnowsBest
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          10 months ago

          At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

          now I want to see him walking everywhere instead of driving a car, I want to see him live in a 700 ft² apartment that he doesn’t own and never will own. I want to see him working three jobs a day just to get by but still not able to pay all of his bills. And I want him to eat bugs every time his body needs protein.

            • @LemmyKnowsBest
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              110 months ago

              Really? Why do I vividly remember seeing him drink it? It really is a vivid memory in my head. And I think about it periodically.

                • @LemmyKnowsBest
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                  110 months ago

                  I dunno just random thoughts triggered by whatever else is happening around me or whatever else is going on in my head. I’m sure we all have moments like this 10,000 times a day in which you think of something that is stored in your memory for any reason or no particular reason at all, we all have brains that store memories and retrieve them. That’s just how brains work.