• 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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        109 months ago

        Windows is a software product. It is meant to be installed on a computer, not ingested into the body.

        • kase
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          49 months ago

          It’s software, as in “wear.” It obviously is meant to be applied to the skin, like sunscreen.

          Hardware, on the other hand, is for eating. Why else would it have such an appetizing texture?

          • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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            9 months ago

            HEAD ON

            APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

            HEAD ON

            APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

            HEAD ON

            APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

            HEAD ON

            • kase
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              89 months ago

              I adore you.

        • @[email protected]
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          Haven’t you seen that machine that Bill gates funded that supposedly turns sewage into “drinking water”?

          He’s been buying up farm land too. And he’s got his wealth invested in many other things meant to control the “unwashed masses”

            • @[email protected]
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              09 months ago

              Yes, Flint Michigan, and the middle of the country where the tap water can be set on fire. Both of those problems are still happening

              • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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                19 months ago

                If you’re saying bill should spend his money in the US on humanitarian crisis, I won’t disagree. I think it’s also possible to do both.

                • @[email protected]
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                  09 months ago

                  Oh also…Why is there a famine and drought in all those countries? Have you ever wondered about that? It couldn’t possibly be because of all the things the US government and the corporations based here are constantly meddling in with those places to get their resources or anything.

                • @[email protected]
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                  09 months ago

                  How about we just tax the ultra rich and we stop cutting corners on everything that needs to be high quality.

                  Maybe if Obama did that, Flint Michigan would have clean water by now…but Obama pretended to drink flint tap water. And Obama also sent riot police to shoot rubber bullets at peaceful protestors at the dakota pipeline protest. Obama deported more immigrants than any other president combined, Obama was the one who started putting kids in cages. Obama took us from 2 illegal wars up to at least 7, Obama got a 90% civilian kill rate with the drones.

                  The drone missiles were being used so much under obama that they ran out of missiles.

      • @ikidd
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        19 months ago

        What if I wanted to anyway?

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        9 months ago

        At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

        now I want to see him walking everywhere instead of driving a car, I want to see him live in a 700 ft² apartment that he doesn’t own and never will own. I want to see him working three jobs a day just to get by but still not able to pay all of his bills. And I want him to eat bugs every time his body needs protein.

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          19 months ago

          At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

          The video cut before he got the cup in his hand. We don’t actually know what he drank.

          • @LemmyKnowsBest
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            19 months ago

            Really? Why do I vividly remember seeing him drink it? It really is a vivid memory in my head. And I think about it periodically.

              • @LemmyKnowsBest
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                19 months ago

                I dunno just random thoughts triggered by whatever else is happening around me or whatever else is going on in my head. I’m sure we all have moments like this 10,000 times a day in which you think of something that is stored in your memory for any reason or no particular reason at all, we all have brains that store memories and retrieve them. That’s just how brains work.

            • @[email protected]
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              19 months ago

              Whether he actually drank it or pretended to is a moot point

              What matters is that Obama pretended that there wasn’t a problem with the water