SatansMaggotyCumFart to Showerthoughts • 9 months agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-square30arrow-up1138arrow-down118
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish-9•9 months agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOPlink9•9 months agoWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•9 months agoIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•9 months agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOPlink4•9 months agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•9 months agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•9 months agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartOPlink1•9 months agoYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Company?