Run, you fucking piece of shit. Go go go gogogogogogog!

My niece told her grandmother about her fear of getting murdered at school. Feel that fear, asshole.

  • @[email protected]
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    1810 months ago

    But I was assured by every Republican ever that any gop politician is actually Steven Seagal in his prime and could stop any threat with their ankle holstered dual pistols and secret AR??

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      1110 months ago

      But I was assured by every Republican ever that any gop politician is actually Steven Seagal in his prime and could stop any threat with their ankle holstered dual pistols and secret AR??

      Steven Seagal in his prime is admittedly a low bar.

      • @AbidanYre
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        310 months ago

        Under Siege was a great movie even if he did turn into a Russian stooge.

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          Look at the fine athleticism. Seagal is truly a mater; full of grace, unparalleled power, and frightenly fast. A true Alpha male. /s

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        110 months ago

        I don’t know what went wrong in that man’s life that makes him think aging doesn’t impact him.