• @charles
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    8610 months ago

    Pretty sure the text in the image is satire

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      10 months ago

      Perhaps. I’m honestly not sure how this kitchen could have cost anywhere near 15 grand. The cabinets are all just repainted and the stove doesn’t look particularly extravagant.

      Maybe if the floor is real marble/granite?

      • @DoYouNot
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        3010 months ago

        Pretty sure it’s poured resin or the like…

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          10 months ago

          Yeah, at this point in time I basically just assume everything is fake until proven real.

          And I’ve been around some of these house flippers, they love to brag in public about how much money and effort they’re spending to renovate these houses but in private they always brag about how much money they’re saving by cutting various corners and getting everything done on the cheap.

            • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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              I found one local house for $70K that had a huge number of problems, like cracks and rust showing through the stucco exterior, broken fascia boards, upstairs that was only 6’ high, stairway that came up into the upstairs bathroom etc. etc. (the house dated from around 1850 or so). I passed on it, but I was surprised to see that it sold just a few days later, and even more surprised when it was re-listed less than two months later for $195K. I went to see it again and it was a classic lipstick-on-a-pig flip: just grey paint and those nasty grey fake wood vinyl floor planks everywhere. I’ve never been so flat out offended by a flip before - and the thing sold almost immediately for the asking price. I feel sorry for the schmucks who bought that thing, although they probably turned around and sold it for $300K.

      • @StraySojourner
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        710 months ago

        Lmfao oh fuck, I thought the floor was a countertop, like they were taking a pic from behind an island

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          310 months ago

          Yeah, no, I’m pretty sure that’s the floor. If it was a countertop, it would only work to create the illusion of a floor from one specific angle, and I kinda doubt a house flipper would go to the length of building a countertop for that particular purpose. Yeah, a picture from that angle might help attract potential buyers, but it would be immediately visible when you come in for an inspection. I’m pretty sure there’s more effective and less obvious ways to screw your buyers.

          • @StraySojourner
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            210 months ago

            No now that you’ve mentioned it it’s definitely the floor I was just super confused at first.

            • @jaybone
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              110 months ago

              But it looks like the counters match the floor.

      • @[email protected]
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        610 months ago

        I don’t think you can get purple marble? If you could, I can’t imagine youd use it in a floor for a kitchen like this. It’d be for a counter used as an accent piece for a millionaire’s mansion’s 2nd kitchen.

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      410 months ago

      Yeah no house would stay on the market for over a year with the reason being something a buyer could fix with a few grand.