minus-squareComradeSharkfuckerlinkfedilink24•edit-27 months agoIf I was a court jester I’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. Subtle at first but if he was interested we’d share banter then I’d sit in his lap. He’d say I’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue.
If I was a court jester I’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. Subtle at first but if he was interested we’d share banter then I’d sit in his lap. He’d say I’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue.
That probably happened a couple of times.
One can only dream
One day I’ll roleplay this