minus-square@Death_Equitylink18•8 months agoThe scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures. I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.
minus-square@betterdeadthanredditlinkEnglish11•8 months agoIt’ll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.
The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.
I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.
It’ll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.