• @Death_Equity
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    189 months ago

    The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.

    I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      119 months ago

      It’ll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.