MudSkipperKisser to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 year agoHe is my evening nightstand duck, we get each otherimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1414arrow-down15
arrow-up1409arrow-down1imageHe is my evening nightstand duck, we get each otherMudSkipperKisser to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 year agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareMudSkipperKisserOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoSince you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on
minus-squareViking_Hippielinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-21 year agoIf you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish. Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.
minus-squareMudSkipperKisserOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThen I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back
Since you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on
If you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish.
Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.
Then I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back