• dustycups
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    248 months ago

    I really want it to wave its legs around helplessly when your alarm goes off.

  • @Dendrologist
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    8 months ago

    Sadly his battery life is crap though. Doesn’t even last an evening before needing charged again

    • @MudSkipperKisserOP
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      97 months ago

      Since you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        If you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish.

        Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.

        • @MudSkipperKisserOP
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          47 months ago

          Then I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back

  • @ledtasso
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    97 months ago

    Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol

  • Norgur
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    A duck walked up to my sleeping room stand and he asked the zombie next to the stand quak quak quak
    “Hey, got any… sleep?”
    Zombie in bed said that he did not but finally getting any would be really hot, so mind dimming your light?
    The duck said “I might”
    Then he collapsed on spot

    • Flying SquidM
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      17 months ago

      I don’t mind if someone guerilla markets a cool nightstand duck lamp to me.

    • @MudSkipperKisserOP
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      37 months ago

      My exact words to him when I finally laid down in bed and met his horizontal gaze

    • @MudSkipperKisserOP
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      47 months ago

      If he weren’t the equivalent of a nightlight, which should arguably be quack free, I’d definitely agree

  • no banana
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    27 months ago

    But he’s lying down though