The Alabama Supreme Court ruled Friday that frozen embryos are children, which pro-choice rights groups have warned could have dangerous implications for fertility treatments such as in vitro fertilization.

The Alabama Supreme Court on Friday reversed Mobile County Circuit Court Judge Jill Parrish Phillips’ decision to dismiss a lawsuit in which a couple sued an Alabama fertility clinic and hospital for the “wrongful death” of their frozen embryos in a ruling that was riddled with theology. The couple’s frozen embryos were destroyed after a hospital patient who accessed the freezer that held the embryos dropped them on the floor. The ruling means that the couple can sue for wrongful death.

This should end well. /s

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    2810 months ago

    They’re children, but have no birthday, so they never age!

    An exemption of $4,400 per child plus potentially another $1,900 in child tax credit makes it pay off within the first year. And why not just huck 'em in your own freezer and save on those storage costs to boot?

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        710 months ago

        Then just scoop a few more out, they can’t tell the difference

        • @[email protected]
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          310 months ago

          I feel like a state that tries to regulate embryos are going to heavily control the action of “scooping a few more out”

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            510 months ago

            Just pop a couple states over, you can afford it with all the money you’re saving on taxes

    • @LrdThndr
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      1310 months ago

      This is starting to read like a magic the gathering combo.

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      Alabama - Legendary Land

      At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 0/1 white child creature token and tap it.

      Child creature tokens do not untap during your untap phase.

      1, tap, sacrifice an untapped child creature token: Exile target creature or planeswalker until Alabama leaves the battlefield.