• @MrJameGumb
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    8510 months ago

    Does that mean the rent is reduced? I’ll move in tomorrow! Bring in extra ghosts if it will save money!

      • Annoyed_🦀
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        3710 months ago

        OP being realistic because the owner will just hike the price and put in “haunted by a sexy ghost” as an extra unique feature.

        • @Shard
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          610 months ago

          Yeah, wouldn’t want to make the movie unbelievable.

        • @[email protected]
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          1510 months ago

          Hey but if we play our cards right and get murdered in the right house maybe we can still possess a home.

    • Battle Masker
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      1710 months ago

      “Mary I swear to god if you don’t have your share of the rent tomorrow I’m calling the Ghostbusters!”

      • @CptEnder
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        510 months ago

        Beetlejuice would understand in this economy. He’d probably help find cool extra ghosts for you.

        • @[email protected]
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          110 months ago

          Beetlejuice wouldn’t understand, he’s a used car salesman and a bad one at that. He would probably offer under the current market value though. Not even he’s that crazy. Ultimately he’s in it for the game, not the prize.

    • mommykink
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      310 months ago

      For real. Only problem I’d have with 22 ghosts is making sure they do their share of the dishes

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        410 months ago

        “Listen ghost, if you’re going to move stuff around anyways, why don’t you put things that were left out back where they belong?”

        • @Daft_ish
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          10 months ago

          “Then at night, before bed, all the lights in the house went out.”

          “You keep your lights on at night?”

          “So I was sitting here and suddenly a shoe flew across the room and landed all the way over here on the shoe rack.”

          “Right next to the other shoe?”

          “We hear noises from the basement and when we went down there there was red paint all over the walls.”

          “This paint is perfectly applied. Bitch, this ghost is trying help you.”

          “No, the other day I loaded the dish washer and when I came back the dish washer was completely empty and all the dishes were in the cabinet… I’m not crazy!”

          “Bra, this ghost feels bad for you and is helping you.”