“Then at night, before bed, all the lights in the house went out.”
“You keep your lights on at night?”
“So I was sitting here and suddenly a shoe flew across the room and landed all the way over here on the shoe rack.”
“Right next to the other shoe?”
“We hear noises from the basement and when we went down there there was red paint all over the walls.”
“This paint is perfectly applied. Bitch, this ghost is trying help you.”
“No, the other day I loaded the dish washer and when I came back the dish washer was completely empty and all the dishes were in the cabinet… I’m not crazy!”
“Bra, this ghost feels bad for you and is helping you.”
For real. Only problem I’d have with 22 ghosts is making sure they do their share of the dishes
“Listen ghost, if you’re going to move stuff around anyways, why don’t you put things that were left out back where they belong?”
“Then at night, before bed, all the lights in the house went out.”
“You keep your lights on at night?”
“So I was sitting here and suddenly a shoe flew across the room and landed all the way over here on the shoe rack.”
“Right next to the other shoe?”
“We hear noises from the basement and when we went down there there was red paint all over the walls.”
“This paint is perfectly applied. Bitch, this ghost is trying help you.”
“No, the other day I loaded the dish washer and when I came back the dish washer was completely empty and all the dishes were in the cabinet… I’m not crazy!”
“Bra, this ghost feels bad for you and is helping you.”
I for one welcome our new ghost maids.