• @mvirts
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    201 year ago

    They’re my kids so they can live in my freezer

      • @postmateDumbass
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        11 year ago

        All fun and games until hungover you makes 1 smoothie too many…

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          21 year ago

          Joke’s on you, I’m a recovering alcoholic

          • @postmateDumbass
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            -31 year ago

            Recovering from injury after falling down stairs on your last bemder?

            • @SpaceNoodle
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              31 year ago

              Actively working to take back control of my own life, and developing the tools I need to stay sober.

            • @Daft_ish
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              1 year ago

              If you’ve been hurt in a bemder accident you deserve compensation. Contact James Jameson and Co. We will stand up -for you- when you fall down. Call 1800thisisamemefuxyou