• @[email protected]
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    299 months ago

    Weren’t corn flakes invented to suppress the urge to masturbate with their blandness or something?

    • @Crack0n7uesday
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      189 months ago

      I miss the days when psychologists thought everyone was obsessed with banging their parents and cocaine basically solves all your problems.

        • @nomous
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          29 months ago

          Yeah seems like some yogurt squirting up there might be something at least a few people are into.

          • Schadrach
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            39 months ago

            Was literally the standard treatment for hysteria. So much so that the vibrator was invented as a labor saving device for doctors.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      69 months ago

      Yeah, there was like a whole movement of “doctors” who recommended bland food to suppress masturbation, which would supposedly make you healthier.

      That’s also how we got Graham crackers.

    • @Sorgan71
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      39 months ago

      it didnt work for me I eat them every day.

        • @[email protected]
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          69 months ago

          Makes sense since his cereal turns to goop after being in contact with milk for like three seconds

        • Schadrach
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          49 months ago

          Except for the part where he was all about keeping your goop in.

      • Schadrach
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        99 months ago

        Dr Kellogg’s whole thing was trying to prevent masturbation for health reasons. Advocated a super bland diet to avoid anything at all stimulating. Corn flakes were invented as part of that.

        Graham crackers were invented by one of his contemporaries for the same reason.

        Kellogg is also the reason why routine circumcision became a thing in the US to start with (circumcision reduces sensation, he thought the reduced sensation would prevent masturbation while not reducing it so far that it prevented reproduction), and tradition and the uses of human foreskin in the biotech and cosmetic industries help keep it going.

        Just be glad his treatment for girls meant to be akin to circumcising boys never took off. Which was burning the clitoris with acid to scar it and reduce sensation.