• @Thehalfjew
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      1910 months ago

      Not sure if they get much hate but they sure get a lot of shit

      • @mods_are_assholes
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        -810 months ago

        Well I hate the fuck out of bidets and don’t understand why people want to walk around with a wet ass.

        • @TokenBoomer
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          510 months ago

          This is why Trump might get reelected.

        • @Zehzin
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          210 months ago

          Here’s a thought: Wiping water from your butt is easier than wiping shit

          • @mods_are_assholes
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            10 months ago

            Not really, water has a much lower viscosity and loves to cling to every fold and gap.

              • @mods_are_assholes
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                -410 months ago

                So, when you get out of the shower, and towel down. Are you really dry?

                Obviously not, unless you are using some new tech microfiber.

                Now apply that to your butt.

                • @Zehzin
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                  310 months ago

                  Are you wiping with plastic? How is your butt so wet that it’s a problem?

                  Anyway, I like your example. Imagine you take a shit shower and towel down. Are you really clean?

                  • @mods_are_assholes
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                    -710 months ago

                    Every time this discussion happens one of you skeezeheads decides to turn it to a personal examination of my shitting practices.

                    Every time

                    It’s like a fetish for you wetass lovers.

                    Oh you don’t like bidets, you must not shit right!

                    Fuck you and the incredibly high and very damp horse you came in on.

    • @[email protected]
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      -810 months ago

      Fuck off with your bidets, y’all are like CrossFit and vegetarians, always looking for a place to mention your shit.