Big P to [email protected] • 1 year agoWhat's the quickest way you could get fired from your job?message-square26fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down10
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the quickest way you could get fired from your job?Big P to [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink31•1 year agoSince I see where this is going to go, What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•1 year agoInsulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•1 year agoGod damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoRefusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoSometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.
minus-square@minorninthlink3•1 year agoAt many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time. At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.
Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
Insulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation
God damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer
Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.
At many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time.
At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.