• @[email protected]
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    311 year ago

    Since I see where this is going to go,
    What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.

      • @minorninth
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        31 year ago

        At many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time.

        At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.

  • ddh
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    201 year ago

    Not wearing the minimum fifteen pieces of flair.

    • animist
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      141 year ago

      Banging my boss would be the biggest L of my life

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      This, I work for a company that deals in very sensitive data. Grab my camera, snap a few picks and spend the rest of my days in Federal prison.

  • TheHalc
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    41 year ago

    I have admin on our SharePoint and Teams systems. Just saying.

  • @[email protected]
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    31 year ago

    I’m self-employed, so probably dying.

    At my old job, my hours were cut to zero after I finally made a single comment pointing out the hypocrisy of my boss’s politics. After a year of dealing with him spouting Q-conspiracy every single day he was there, I kind of had enough.

  • Downtide
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    21 year ago

    The quickest way I actually did see someone get fired at my place was by posting racist shit on Facebook - on an account that was followed by many of his colleagues, including his manager. He was summarily dismissed at the start of his next shift.

    Another one stole customers’ credit card numbers, but that one ended up with a criminal record.

    • ma11en
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      11 year ago

      How many times have you been fired this way?

  • GreatWhiteBuffalo41
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    21 year ago

    Open every hydrant in town and leave. Or, open a bunch in different sections and close them as fast as possible causing a hammer effect and making the water mains break. Bonus if it’s next to a water tower. I’d never do that though, part of my job is to find said break.