true.

alt text: “Off work late? Hungry, but don’t want to cook? try taking a few hits of weed and then doing nothing. we can try eating again tomorrow. maybe.”

  • @[email protected]
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    167 months ago

    Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

    I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

    • @EdibleFriend
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      127 months ago

      One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.

        • @EdibleFriend
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          47 months ago

          Victim kitty is just resigned to this. Asshole kitty is full of terror.

      • @[email protected]
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        17 months ago

        Seems like law and order is running smoothly

        I’m so glad I didn’t get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can’t imagine what kind of mischief another cat would’ve brought