• terwn43lp
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    639 months ago

    the bible quotes are kinda weird tho, im just tryna scrub my ass

    • @[email protected]OP
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      459 months ago

      Dr bronners wouldn’t be Dr bronners without the schizo ramblings all over the bottle, and there truly is no better ass-scrubbing medium

      • Cows Look Like Maps
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        119 months ago

        I don’t know what we’re all using Dr. Bronners for and at this point, I’m afraid to ask.

        • @[email protected]
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          49 months ago

          It’s soap. Like, traditional, no frills soap. Vegetable oil reacted with potassium hydroxide. It’s a very effective way to make oils mix with water so as to rinse them off of stuff. So if you just want a substance that removes excess oil from your body, it works.

          Basically no other major cosmetic company sells a product like that anymore and if you don’t trust those companies, that’s what Dr. Bronners is for. Just gotta deal with the ranting on the bottles.

      • metaStatic
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        -19 months ago

        ass-scrubbing

        with soap? I’ve got some incredibly bad news for you …

    • @[email protected]
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      349 months ago

      ALL ONE LOVE IS ALL! MORAL ABC’S OF DISILLUSION WITH QUESO! GOD IS THE PERIOD AT THE END OF THIS SENTENCE?

      dude was crazy, but the soap is great… also it’s good reading for taking a dump when my phone’s dead…

        • jawa21
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          29 months ago

          In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth soap. First words said was that only 1 soap could be used on Earth to not change the 1 soap marshmallow.

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        29 months ago

        God loves a fool motherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.

        “Ain’t nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean.”

        -The bible probably idklol