No Stupid Questions • 9 months ago

What is a discreet way of waking myself?

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What is a discreet way of waking myself?

No Stupid Questions • 9 months ago

I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.

Is there anything else?

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3•9 months ago
Brilliant! Now, instead of being roused by her spouse’s watch vibrating, she can be jolted awake by him shrieking “Fuck!” every morning!

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  1•9 months ago
  I’d be more concerned with involuntarily slapping someone if it made my arm jerk or something.
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    1•9 months ago
    Rumor has it you spent a good amount of time “involuntarily slapping” with your arm-jerks…

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