Spoiler alert: he was fine and it didn’t improve his immunity in a significant way

  • @[email protected]
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    599 months ago

    It’s not clear why the man wanted so many vaccinations or how he obtained them.

    Schober and the team compared the man’s immune responses—measured by his blood antibody levels, the first line of defense against a virus, and T cell levels, which are responsible for the body’s longer-term response—to those of a control group of 29 people who had received three COVID-19 shots.

    “His immune system was neither positively nor negatively affected," says Schober.

    I fixed the article. Somebody accidentally added a bunch of crap that provided no meaningful information.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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      389 months ago

      But he neither dropped dead, nor mutated into the antichrist, nor turned into a 5G hotspot. So if nothing else at least he’s proof positive that the anti-vaccination idiots can just shut the fuck up already.

      • Jilanico
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        209 months ago

        Becoming a 5G hotspot sounds like an incentive tbh

        • LostXOR
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          69 months ago

          Yeah, free built in 5G hotspot technology for only 217 vaccinations? Sign me up!

        • @Contramuffin
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          59 months ago

          Until ISP’s do their standard ISP things and start charging you for 5G usage for as long as you live. That, or they move to 6G and you become the victim of planned obsolescence

          • Jilanico
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            19 months ago

            Every human being eventually becomes obsolete 🍃

      • Dem Bosain
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        19 months ago

        All that mercury in the vaccine must have turned him into his own Faraday cage.

      • @[email protected]
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        19 months ago

        Sheesh how stupid do you think the antivaxxers are? Obviously the vaccine has homeopathic qualities, so such a large dose won’t do anything, duh 🙄

        (/s…)

      • @clockwork_octopus
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        09 months ago

        It didn’t say anything about him becoming magnetic though, so maybe? 🧐

        (j/k, obviously, before some idiot rolls in here and starts something serious that I just yeah no)

    • @[email protected]
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      59 months ago

      There were a few cases of people that made it a business to get the vaccine with someone else’s identity/vaccine card because they were anti-vaxxers that didn’t want to get locked out of stuff. Probably something like that?