Spoiler alert: he was fine and it didn’t improve his immunity in a significant way

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    389 months ago

    But he neither dropped dead, nor mutated into the antichrist, nor turned into a 5G hotspot. So if nothing else at least he’s proof positive that the anti-vaccination idiots can just shut the fuck up already.

    • Jilanico
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      209 months ago

      Becoming a 5G hotspot sounds like an incentive tbh

      • LostXOR
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        69 months ago

        Yeah, free built in 5G hotspot technology for only 217 vaccinations? Sign me up!

      • @Contramuffin
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        59 months ago

        Until ISP’s do their standard ISP things and start charging you for 5G usage for as long as you live. That, or they move to 6G and you become the victim of planned obsolescence

        • Jilanico
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          19 months ago

          Every human being eventually becomes obsolete 🍃

    • Dem Bosain
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      19 months ago

      All that mercury in the vaccine must have turned him into his own Faraday cage.

    • @[email protected]
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      19 months ago

      Sheesh how stupid do you think the antivaxxers are? Obviously the vaccine has homeopathic qualities, so such a large dose won’t do anything, duh 🙄

      (/s…)

    • @clockwork_octopus
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      09 months ago

      It didn’t say anything about him becoming magnetic though, so maybe? 🧐

      (j/k, obviously, before some idiot rolls in here and starts something serious that I just yeah no)