Please don’t take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

    • Billiam
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      1 year ago

      Ooh, sorry, you’ve already purchased the “Over-30-Everything-Hurty” DLC for Living: Life and we don’t offer refunds, so…

      • @TheRedSpade
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        41 year ago

        we don’t offer refunds

        That’s ok, I’ll cut my losses. Just take it back.

        • Billiam
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          1 year ago

          Hello!

          Thank you for your interest in returning your Life: Living DLC “Over-30-Everything-Hurty”. As part of our efforts to allow you to enjoy the current season Capitalism: If You Don’t Own Everything You Own Nothing as quickly as possible all DLC was registered to your account by $Mother on $Birthday. Unfortunately, once tied to your account any registered DLCs can not be removed.

          We hope you have a pleasant day!

        • @over_cloxOP
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          31 year ago

          The package is no longer sealed, we can’t accept returns.