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minus-squareBruceTwarzenlinkfedilink71•9 months agoI will make you sick and turn you into an unlikable blob. You don’t understand how funny i am when i’m drunk. You pissed yourself the other night. I’m sooooo funny i swear
minus-square@TexasDrunklinkEnglish34•9 months agoI’ll have to know I have no memory of pissing myself so you can’t prove that happened.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•9 months agoSee, the thing that has got it all fucked up now is mobile phones.
minus-squarethe post of tom joadlinkfedilinkEnglish13•9 months agoSoooo glad the worst of my antics were before everyone had a Livestream capable camcorder in their pocket.
I will make you sick and turn you into an unlikable blob.
You don’t understand how funny i am when i’m drunk.
You pissed yourself the other night.
I’m sooooo funny i swear
I’ll have to know I have no memory of pissing myself so you can’t prove that happened.
Who the hell shit my pants?
Sorry. That was me
See, the thing that has got it all fucked up now is mobile phones.
Soooo glad the worst of my antics were before everyone had a Livestream capable camcorder in their pocket.