Alt text: Star Trek Enterprise scene, Riker is labeled “The last pack of pizza rolls in the freezer” and Data is labeled “Me at 3 AM”. Riker is sleeping, some ominous flashing lights start occurring. He looks up, and then looks down the bed in shock. Cut to Data, who is creepily smiling back. Cut back to Riker, who is then pulled slowly down the bed and out of frame, by Data who is off-screen. End alt text.

For greater context, a previous commenter has reminded me that the Riker sliding down the bed scene is from the episode “Schisms” https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Schisms_(episode), and Data is not actually the one pulling him off the bed but rather some cooky aliens levitating his ass into subspace or something. Idk what episode Data lookin zonked but creepy is from tho srry!

  • @[email protected]
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    19 months ago

    I’ve lived in America my whole life, turn 40 this year, and I have never had a pizza roll. Or a microwave pizza bagel (but I have made mini pizza from scratch using real bagels as the crust)

    • @[email protected]OP
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      39 months ago

      I urge you to get crunked, get a pack of pizza rolls, make them all, and go to town at 3 AM.

      You will not regret it in the moment, but you will regret it later

      It’s even better with friends, hence this me-me: