• PatFusty
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    209 months ago

    And what if I want poop particles around my house huh? When was the last time you asked me

      • PatFusty
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        109 months ago

        I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        19 months ago

        Can closing the lid prevent disgusting shit particles but allow the delicious shit particles?

        • @[email protected]
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          39 months ago

          Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I’ll pop over and install our patented “Discerning Shitter Filter,” guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere