Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages
Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages
Java:
Problem -> NullPointerException.
More like
Exactly. And configured by 5000 lines of brittle XML.
XML is great because while most config formats compromise on either being human-readable or machine-readable, XML solves this problem by being utterly incomprehensible to man and machine alike 😍
Is xml really that unreadable for machines? I enjoy xml as a format, because I can generally just convert it to an s-expression and easily manipulate it as a tree.
Needs more
Beans
andAbstractFactoryFactory
No internal logging framework/facade used!
And then it throws a NullPointerException.
Great! The problem is lost in the memory. That means it doesn’t exist anymore right? Right?