• @SpaceNoodle
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    -911 months ago

    Oh, here they come. The people who think that I’m cooking it wrong somehow.

    Steaming shit doesn’t make it less terrible than microwaving shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      Just a suggestion from personal experience, in case you haven’t tried it.

      Explanation: microwaved broccoli is stinkier because the vapor released from the plant material carries sulfur particulate into the air. Steamed broccoli doesn’t release nearly as much vapor from the plant material itself, so it’s less stinky.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        Steamed broccoli leaves behind a fetid pool of green, vomit-inducing toilet water.

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            -111 months ago

            I don’t dislike it, it just tastes like fecal matter, which my body rejects.

            • @avater
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              The real question is how do you know…and again…I’m afraid of the answer

              • @SpaceNoodle
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                -211 months ago

                You’ve never smelled shit before?

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      I disagree with the inferred assertion that steaming and microwaving have the same outcome.

      Also, I don’t wanna make this about me but I have a controversial take, “brocli yum”.

      Thank you for attending my ted talk.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        -411 months ago

        I didn’t say they have the same outcome; I said that you can’t make a turd palatable by simply not microwaving it.

        • @avater
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          111 months ago

          But it’s broccoli…also don’t know why you microwave shit but at this point I’d rather don’t want the answer to that…

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            -211 months ago

            If you go back and read very carefully, you might notice that broccoli tastes like shit to me.

            • @ObsidianZed
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              111 months ago

              Have you tried using spices and/or seasonings?

              • @SpaceNoodle
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                -111 months ago

                Gee fucking whiz, that would never have occurred to me.

                You know what shit with seasoning on it tastes like?

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          Yea, that’s why I called it an inferred assertion, because you didn’t say it. See, I respect the brocli haters.

          (Dramatic symphony music swells)

          Until the brocli wars start, you will remain, my friend.

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            011 months ago

            No, you made a bad inference about something which I was not implying.

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              Alright. You’re probably right. Though judging by your vote counts it seems as if no one can understand what you are trying to communicate so at least I am in good company. Good luck learning to communicate better, I wish you well.

              • @SpaceNoodle
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                111 months ago

                Nah, it’s just pricks like you in denial that some things might taste bad to some people.