• @uservoid1
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    7710 months ago

    I (programmer and team leader) get requests from the king (management and project manager) and pass them to the peasants (code monkeys), clean after their shit (QA and code review). I get peanuts in return while the king keep most of the loot.

    • Ghostalmedia
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      3910 months ago

      Bob: “why can’t the king just ask the peasants directly?”

      • @mipadaitu
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        2910 months ago

        I’M A PEOPLE PERSON!!!

        • @kautau
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          1010 months ago

          I’M A PEASANT PERSON, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NOBLES, WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT

    • @Anticorp
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      910 months ago

      The project manager is your peer, not your king.

      • @uservoid1
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        510 months ago

        It all depends on the project and the team. On some, you work with and along the PM and all is good, and other times you get dictated unconnected requests that you need to fight or ignore.

        • @Anticorp
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          210 months ago

          Thankfully I’ve only ever worked in the first environment.

          • @[email protected]
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            310 months ago

            Lucky, my first 2 dev jobs had PMs that were right out of college business majors with zero web development experience. They were just direct unfiltered conduits between the clients and devs, but with a layer of telephone game and almost no ability to day no to the clients.

            It was a fucking nightmare. By the time I did get a good PM, I was pretty much burned out and started my own consultancy (since I’d been managing a small team and doing both dev and PM’s job by then anyway).

    • @grue
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      510 months ago

      Ah, so you’re the grand vizier court jester.

      • @uservoid1
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        810 months ago

        That definitely define my everyday job experience.

    • Dandroid
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      210 months ago

      I get peanuts in return while the king keep most of the loot.

      Well, at least this part hasn’t changed.