• ConditionOverload
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    4910 months ago

    I’m a chemist, so I’d just tell them that I’m an alchemist.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      10 months ago

      Ooh, good idea. I’m an alprogrammer. Or is it alware algineer?

      • noughtnaut
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        10 months ago

        ah uh ah

        So close, yet so very wrong.

    • @then_three_more
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      Apothecary might be better.

      To be honest you might get away with moving the term chemistry forward a couple of decades

      Beginning around 1720, a rigid distinction began to be drawn for the first time between “alchemy” and “chemistry”.[104][105] By the 1740s, “alchemy” was now restricted to the realm of gold making, leading to the popular belief that alchemists were charlatans, and the tradition itself nothing more than a fraud.[102][105]

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchemy