@Daft_ish to [email protected] • 9 months agoWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-square65arrow-up138arrow-down130file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?@Daft_ish to [email protected] • 9 months agomessage-square65file-text
minus-square@rustyfishlink79•9 months agoSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•9 months agoShe’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.