I remember listening to showtimes this way because I was the oldest kid in my family and my mom would rarely take us to the movies, and even when she did it was always some rated G film to cater to the youngest sibling, and listening to the showtimes let me imagine a day when I’d have a job and could go to the movies any time I wanted.

Now I have that. I can go to the movies any time I want. And yet… gestures broadly at the garbage that passes for films today…