• @EnderMB
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    249 months ago

    Kate Middleton, the Princess Of Wales has been away from her royal duties for a while. Since most flag-shaggers here love William and Kate they’re almost always the main group to be wheeled out whenever there is Royal busy-work to do, but apparently she’s been away due to having surgery. Since she’s been out for three months with no news and Charles has been working with prostate cancer the Brits have been having fun with conspiracies. The leading one for a while was that she’s had a Brazilian butt-lift, but some believe there’s been infidelity, she’s been murdered, and plenty of other “theories”. The badly photoshopped picture of her family just added fuel to the fire.

    As for the one in exile, that’ll be Prince Harry. Many Brits think the evil Black American took him away to be a celebrity, and that basically tells you everything you need to know about a good section of the British public…

    • Match!!
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      139 months ago

      I was really hoping the pedophile prince had been exiled

      • @EnderMB
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        109 months ago

        Worse than that, he’s been back at work on royal duties, like some B Team player…