• @[email protected]
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    298 months ago

    Medicine is too woke for Florida. So is meat, so are books.

    Anyone have any predictions?

    I feel like seat belts are going to be too woke soon for Florida.

    Driving licenses altogether might be too woke.

    Salads? Too woke for Florida

    • FuglyDuck
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      158 months ago

      I feel like they should probably get rid of the seatbelt law… let the problem sort itself out,

        • FuglyDuck
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          8 months ago

          Not to be too much of a dick about it… but if that’s the best reason… by all means we absolutely should.

          (in reality the seat belt law has saved innumerable lives. same with warning labels. There’s a lot of dangers that are not immediately obvious.)

          • @[email protected]
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            38 months ago

            I agree with you, I think seatbelt laws are a positive thing. I’m just pushing back on the idea that not wearing a seatbelt only impacts the individual because it’s not true. People can and do suffer and die due to constraints on emergency resources like ambulances and ICU beds.

            • FuglyDuck
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              38 months ago

              That’s true, but there’s a solution there that’s better for everyone- pay firemen/ems a livable wage, and maybe a bit more so they can pay off the school bills etc.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        Yea, the covid deniers really helped the rational side of the population by weeding themselves out in similar circumstances

      • @[email protected]
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        18 months ago

        They wouldn’t do that. They’d ban them, cuz only libtards are cowardly and gay enough to use them. Or something. I hate this timeline.

    • @Paddzr
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      38 months ago

      Open internet is too dangerous for our kids.

    • @ansiz
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      28 months ago

      Florida will be full of those sovereign citizen license plates, if it’s not already.

      • @[email protected]
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        68 months ago

        This reminds me that Miami has pumps running 24 hours a day to keep it from flooding.

        So pumps will become woke soon and then Miami will be underwater.

        • El Barto
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          28 months ago

          Today I learned.

          They should do what the Dutch did. But I wonder if that’s also too woke…?

          • @[email protected]
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            38 months ago

            Oh what did the dutch do?

            Even before you tell me, I can confirm that anything the Dutch does is too woke for Florida.

            • @Burn_The_Right
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              38 months ago

              It was something that involved books and science, so yes, it is not something Florida would ever consider. Conservatives despise books and science.